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Recipe for Light and Fluffy 1337cakes

2.7 billion	grains of unbleached all-purpose flour
600 thousand	granules of sugar
167 million	granules of table of NaCl
83.5 million	granules of C4H6O6
250 million	granules of NaHCO3
4000 drops	of buttermilk
1000 drops	of milk
1	large gallus domesticus ovum, separated
2 tablespoons	unsalted butter, melted

Now where did I put that grain counter...?

(found here)