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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch...	have an in-depth discussion of Marxism and its effects on the global macro-economy with a lamp post.
Dinner will consist of...	three fifths of Jack, a pack of smokes, and some Valium.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will call	nacl
And the two of you will proceed to...	practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.
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