Happy(1) Holidays(2)
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miekecHappy(1) Holidays(2)
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"Happy" is meant to imply generally-accepted standards of cheerfulness and good temper as defined by the American Medical Association, with the understanding that precise definitions of the state of "happiness" will vary from user to user and jurisdiction to jurisdiction. No necessity or coercion is implied in the promulgation of this wish, nor is any responsibility implied if your current attitude is not to your satisfaction. Anything you cannot cope with is therefore your own problem.
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In the generally-accepted sense, "Holidays" are meant to include the customary festivities surrounding the end and beginning or similar point of conjunction between an "old," or expired, and "new," or anticipated, temporal unit. If this conjunction of artificial temporal demarcations is considered by the user to have any particular positive significance, please accept our desire that the user should experience this phenomenon to the maximum effect. If on the other hand, no such significance is present, or a negative or depressive significance is associated, our liability for this condition is limited to that which is defined by relevant Federal, State and local regulations. If the temporal conjunction referred to above is associated in the mind of the user with any established, current, former, imaginary or unheard-of religion, our wishes extend only to the positive or beneficial portions of that religion or set of beliefs. No warranty for changes to your mental state that may or may not result from your reading of this wish is expressed or implied.
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December 24th, 2004 by Pratt hobbies (pratthobbies.com)
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"Happy" is meant to imply generally-accepted standards of cheerfulness and good temper as defined by the American Medical Association, with the understanding that precise definitions of the state of "happiness" will vary from user to user and jurisdiction to jurisdiction. No necessity or coercion is implied in the promulgation of this wish, nor is any responsibility implied if your current attitude is not to your satisfaction. Anything you cannot cope with is therefore your own problem.
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In the generally-accepted sense, "Holidays" are meant to include the customary festivities surrounding the end and beginning or similar point of conjunction between an "old," or expired, and "new," or anticipated, temporal unit. If this conjunction of artificial temporal demarcations is considered by the user to have any particular positive significance, please accept our desire that the user should experience this phenomenon to the maximum effect. If on the other hand, no such significance is present, or a negative or depressive significance is associated, our liability for this condition is limited to that which is defined by relevant Federal, State and local regulations. If the temporal conjunction referred to above is associated in the mind of the user with any established, current, former, imaginary or unheard-of religion, our wishes extend only to the positive or beneficial portions of that religion or set of beliefs. No warranty for changes to your mental state that may or may not result from your reading of this wish is expressed or implied.
No electrons were harmed in the process of creating this message.
December 24th, 2004 by Pratt hobbies (pratthobbies.com)
