2004 Presidential Debates Drinking games

Sigh. Watching those debates is so painful. Need alcohol to repress the urge to run away screaming. So, I went digging for drinking game rules. Here's a compilation of what I found:
( Drink if/when: )

For a another (and actually formatted) version, have a look at
http://68.2.176.188:8088/debates2004/

Homicidal panda

I'm currently reading the book "Eats, shoots and leaves", by Lynne Truss. An absolute must read for almost all my friends. Doubly so for all those literary Kappas ;) It's hilarious. And sad. And so true! She reminds me so much of my own (occasional) viscious urge to be grammatically correct: 'Truss recommends that anyone putting an apostrophe in a possessive "its"-as in "the dog chewed it's bone"-should be struck by lightning and chopped to bits.'